Ballad of the Plastic Bride

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Your teeth are clean and your posture’s good.
You sit and smile like you know you should.
Your wealthy friends, they brag and gloat.
Swallow back the vomit building in your throat.
It’s the waking nightmare of the Plastic Bride.
We’ve come to celebrate your Plastic Life.
Got everything, but you wanted more.
When your husband mounts you feel like a whore.
Thought this would end like some fairy tale -
but your Plastic Castle feels more like a jail.
It’s the waking nightmare of the Plastic Bride.
We’ve come to celebrate your Plastic Life.
Plastic Bride. Fantastic Bride.

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released January 1, 1999

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